[SB Nation] A Texas football coach's monkey bit a child and started the strangest ... .Danielle Thomas, a former exotic dancer who once appeared on The Jerry Springer Show under the name “Pole Assassin,” uses a pet monkey named “Gia” as part of ... View more
[Deadspin] Monkeys and Pole Assassins and Longhorns, oh my! .Texas special teams coach implicated in bizarre #MonkeyGate animal-attack scandal. ... View more